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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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