why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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