- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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