Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

thumb_up thumb_down

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

thumb_up thumb_down

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

thumb_up thumb_down

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

thumb_up thumb_down

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

thumb_up thumb_down

Camerons hair is Curly..

thumb_up thumb_down

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

thumb_up thumb_down

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

thumb_up thumb_down

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

thumb_up thumb_down

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops