What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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