- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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