- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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