Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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call me maybe.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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