- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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