What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A man did not like this site

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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