roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Anti Joke

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