Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Potassium? K.

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your mom.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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