What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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