- Anti Joke

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A fat guy!

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

i'm hard

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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