- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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