How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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