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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

guess what? bannanas

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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