A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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