- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

the economy.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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