- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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