- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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