- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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