- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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