Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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the economy.

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NEVER

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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