- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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