- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Justin Bieber

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poop

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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