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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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