- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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