- Anti Joke

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.