That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Gay rights.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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