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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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