- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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