Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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A house comes around the corner.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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i'm hard

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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