I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Golf.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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