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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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