- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A American seeking into mexico

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