- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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