What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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