- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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