Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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