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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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