- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Chris is hairy

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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