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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

knock knock? come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...