Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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