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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

bite me

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A house comes around the corner.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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