What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

womens rights

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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