- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Sarah Palin.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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