Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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