Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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woman's rights

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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