My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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