I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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