- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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