A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

thumb_up thumb_down +4

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

thumb_up thumb_down +4

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops