why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Jovan

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Guest what in the butt

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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