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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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