- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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