A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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