what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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