Guess what? I like trains.

knock knock Goodbye

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

you will like this because i am black.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Blacks

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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