what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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