what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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