- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Dead girls can't say no.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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