- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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