what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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