- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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