How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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