Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Jesus Christ

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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