- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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