- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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