Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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