- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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