- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's better than a stick? A stone

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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