- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's the new green? Green

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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