What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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kennah campion when she talks

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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