- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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