- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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