- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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