Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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