- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What is my name? I dont know

Why? Because.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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