I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What is cowboy say

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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dallen loves penis

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