What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What fires shots? A gun

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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