- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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