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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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