what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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