why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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