What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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haha

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What does? 42

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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