Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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