- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

God is real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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