Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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