- Anti Joke

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.