- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Flowers are colors Love me

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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