- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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