- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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