An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A guy at a baseball game....

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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