- Anti Joke

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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