So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Knock Knock.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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