What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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