Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Anti Joke

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