- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Blacks

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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