- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I'm Coming

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door