how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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