What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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