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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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