A fat guy!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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