what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

George W. Bush

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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