How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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