- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock Knock.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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