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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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