Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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