The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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