A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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