- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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