Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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