- Anti Joke

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.