God is real.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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