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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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