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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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