How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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