What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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