- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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