- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Actually it was me Josh brown

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What is older than history?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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