A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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