Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

what do you call a black guy african american

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Anti Joke

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