A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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