What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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