- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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