What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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