- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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