Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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