- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Allah walked into AK Bar

These Jokes suck.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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