- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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