What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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