Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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