how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Hello.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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