- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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