- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Golf.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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