- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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