- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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