Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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My cat just died.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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