- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*