what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

My cat just died.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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