Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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