- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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