- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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