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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Matthew Wyckoff

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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