If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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