A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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