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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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