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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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