To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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