what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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