Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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