BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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