What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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