- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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