What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Anti Joke

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