An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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