- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

pobody's nerfect

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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