Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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