- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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