- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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