- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Allah walked into AK Bar

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