Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Anti Joke

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