- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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