- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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