Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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