- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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