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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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